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Us ki Shadi Ho Barbaadi

 

Us ki Shadi Ho Barbaadi



Us ki Shadi Ho Barbaadi

Aik Fakeer ko har koi paisay Dera Tha
Kio ?
Koi k WO Keh Raha Tha:
ALLAH K Naam Pay Kuch Day DO Baba
Jo Day US ka Bhala
Jo Na Day Us ki Shadi Ho Barbaadi


 

Machar Nay Makhi Say Zabardasti Shadi Kari
Raat Ko Machar Room K Bahir Gooom Raha Tha
Us K Dost Nay PoOcha
Bahir Kia Kar Rahay Ho
Bhabi Kidhar Ha?
Machar Gussay Say Bola,
Andar Bethi Ha Kameeni MOspel Laga K


 

Customer To Banker
Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga

Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay

Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio,

Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha,
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Ga,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay

Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos


 2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay
Achanak SHER Agaya.
1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha

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