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Urdu Hindi Funny SMS and Jokes

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Urdu Hindi Funny SMS and Jokes

Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho

Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the


 

Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai. Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai. Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani, Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai. Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan, Jo Usay Pee Jata hai. Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai. Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai MULVI

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI


 
Pathan ki bv
Raat kafi ho gai hy
KHAN Sb nhi aye
Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga
Pathan ki maa:
Hamesha bura hi sochna Kia pata kisi Truck k Nechy a gya ho


 
Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.
Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy
Oficer: Ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari Ezat Or Shan Hy
Tumhari
Maa Hy Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan
Banduk Ki Tarf Eshara Karty Hue
Ye Kya Hy.?

2nd Pathan:
Sir
Ye
Gul Khan
Ki Maa Hy


HEER:
“wy ranjya menu koi aysa khat likh k meain sari umer pardi rawan
RANJHA:

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Le hun pardi ray


 
Srdar’s wife to Srdar: Tussi mery nal pyar nai kardy. Sardar nay 7 bachon ki taraf ishara kia aur bola: Ty ae fer main NET tou download kity ne..

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?
Student : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK .
BUDUK .
BUDUK .
GULUM .
Gulu gulu gulu


 
Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
“Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi
jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:
“O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,
Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun


 
Baap ne apne betey ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoyein, baap ne betey ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
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Beta rote hoye bola
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“abbu maine aapki vaskat pehni hy


 

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