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Urdu Funny SMS

  Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

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Urdu Funny SMS

Boy 1: Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

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Urdu Funny SMS

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

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Urdu Funny SMS

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke “mai tumhy lainy ayah on”
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta,

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Urdu Funny SMS

Husband to wife: Did you have any
boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey.,
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Urdu Funny SMS

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi

jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta,
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Urdu Funny SMS

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain,,

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Urdu Funny SMS

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
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Urdu Funny SMS

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

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Urdu Funny SMS

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega,,
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