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Sardar SMS

Sardar SMS

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet,
Sardar: – why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide your kids, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR.

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Sardar’s wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

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A Teacher lecturing on population
“In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. ”
A Sardar stands up- “We must find & stop her!.

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A man: “Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?”
Sardarji: ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means “U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what
To avoid side effects

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Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai
whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar

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Lawyer to Sardar: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
Sardar :”Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya
Ab fir gita pe haath

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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl
He went and kissed her
Girl said- “What R U doing
Sardar replied- ” B.COM from Khalsa college Chandigar

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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me
I don’t know how she got my no
she interrupts whenever
I call someone and says
“please recharge your card

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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a
Sardarni painting the walls
She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket
Thinking this was a little strange,
he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall
She showed him the instructions on the tin
“For Best Results put on Two Coats.

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM
The sardar behind him in the line said
“Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password
Its 4 asterisks
The first sardar replies
“Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong
Its 1258.

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Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks
when the teacher erases the blackboard
BOLO tarara.
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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr
Santa Singh starts his Own practice
He checked his first patient’s Eyes
then the tongue,
and finally the Ears using a torch
Finally he said Battery is Ok.

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