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Sardar Jokes and SMS

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Sardar Jokes and SMS

Sardar Jokes and SMS

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant
She is having pain right now,
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
he Went and Kissed her
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?
Sardar: B.Com final year
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1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI
SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA
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Sardar told his servant
Go and water the plants
Servantit’s already raining
Sardar: So what?Take an umbrella and go
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax
Angry Sardar
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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Can you lend me 2000 Rs
i need it.Please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it
A sardar asks to ATM machine??
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Question: Why did 18 Sardarsgo to a movie? Answer
Because below 18was not allowed

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar
Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city,
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
“Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar
Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone,
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Sardar Get Engaged with girl
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason,
He said”JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state
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what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw
and
fighting for a corner seat
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Sardar’s wish : when i die
I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully
in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers
in thecar he was driving
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