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Santa Banta SMS

 

Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS


Santa Banta SMS


Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the

morals of the sheep.Just tell me,

will it keep me warm…


Santa Banta SMS


Santa ki chatri me hole tha

kisine pucha,

umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega…


Santa Banta SMS


Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu….


Santa Banta SMS


Humor is not only fun but healthy too

Heart attack is shown to be less

likely to happen for people,

who have an active sense

of humor or who laugh much.

Huge collection of funny stuff & fully sayings,

Santa banta jokes, santa banta

jokes in punjabi, short, new, latest santabanta jokes…


Santa Banta SMS


santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar..,,


Santa Banta SMS


SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai
Lala:ha
santa:acha vala hai
Lala:ha
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do…


Santa Banta SMS


Santa: oye banta machli khayega
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena,…


Santa Banta SMS


Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya……….

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