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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes


 

Santa Banta Jokes


Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm


Santa Banta Jokes


Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


Santa Banta Jokes


Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu


Santa Banta Jokes


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Santa Banta Jokes


santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar..


Santa Banta Jokes


SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai
Lala:ha
santa:acha vala hai
Lala:ha
Santa: achi quality ka hai
Lala:ha bhai ha
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do


Santa Banta Jokes


Santa: oye banta machli khayega
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena


Santa Banta Jokes


Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye.
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega.
Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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