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pathan sms jokes in urdu

pathan sms jokes in urdu

 

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Pathan: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon
tu boht dard hota hai.
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Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER

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Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai.

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Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
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Maa: Nahi..
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Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?.

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1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
.
Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
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Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon.
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Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai.

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Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
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Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?..

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1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
.
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
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Usey chat par le gia, ..
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owr
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Wahan se neche phaink dia..

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A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai.
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After 5 minutes,
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He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon.

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1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya.
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Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: “Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo”.

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1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai..
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai.

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Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi.
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia.
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia,

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