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Pathan Funny SMS

Pathan Funny SMS

 

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha…
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai..

Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata..

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai…
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”..

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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche

bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty…

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Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo “mun mai pani aana”
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia..

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Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?..
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !..

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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia.
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na.
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata..

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Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai…

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Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo,
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa,
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai,

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Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai,,

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