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Pathan Funny SMS

Pathan Funny SMS

 

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Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain
Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho.
Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun.
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Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun..

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Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega …

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Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?..
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Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se.
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Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani…

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Pathan: Yar mairy lie koi achi larki ka reshta dekh laina
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Friend: 1 Larki hai B.com ki
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Pathan: Qoam koi bhi ho bus taleem yafta ho

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Sardar: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr laati bhi na tootey
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Pathan: Jooty se mar do…

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1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
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Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
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Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga….

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Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number

1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi??
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Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga…

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Pathan ke qabar ki pehli raat mai 52 fareshtay aye
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2 farishtay Sawal poch rahy thay, owr baki 50 Pathan ko sawal samjha rahay thay….

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Pathan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo..

Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai.
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Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai.

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1 Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko jaan se mar diya.
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Logon ne pocha ke kion mara?
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Pathan: Yaar mai jis se bhi pochta ke phone pe kis se bat kar rahy ho, kehta
Tumhari bhabhi se…

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