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Pathan Funny SMS

Pathan Funny SMS

 

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3 Pathan film “Sholay” daikhny gaye.
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Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna.
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Pathan khary hokar boly: “Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”.

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Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?

Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye g.a

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1 Pathan PCO ke andar gia
Jaib se mobile nekala owr baat karky bahir agia
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Admi: Khan Sahb Mobile call karni thi tu PCO mai kion gaye?
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Pathan: Dost ne kaha PCO se call karna, paisy kam lagengy.

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Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha.
Magar kah raha tha “aalo le lo aalo”
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1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
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Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi.

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Masjid mai elaan hogia ke.
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1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen.

1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo “JIN” ka bacha kesa hota hai

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1 Pathan bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha

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Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hai, owr maira 1 bhai kion?.

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1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha.
“Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie”.
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Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha.
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Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: “Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia .karain”.

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1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha.
Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?.
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Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai.
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1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha.
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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:.
“Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai.
Pahly Shadi tu kar le”.

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Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
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Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye.
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Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum,,

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