A Tiger was giving wedding party to his friends
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man,
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.
I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY,
So, This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay
Happy Married life dear.
2 keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you r wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + intelligent girl=Love.
Intelligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage,
Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed,
Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change ,
Both Are Mistaken
When you Look At Me
When you look at me my heart melts
Your eyes smile and twinkle with love
With just a look you say I love you,
At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course,
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