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Latest Urdu Hindi English Funny SMS Collection 2015

Latest Urdu Hindi English Funny SMS Collection 2015

Latest Urdu Hindi English Funny SMS Collection 2015


Sardar Funny / Comedy English SMS


 

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train,
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged
Sardar: oye, there was nobody,
2 exchange in the lower birth,


 


Funny English SMS Messages


 

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor

when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people

find it useful to write themselves little notes,

When they get home, the wife says,

“Dear, will you please go to the kitchen

and get me a dish of ice cream?

And maybe write that down so you won’t forget?”

“Nonsense,” says the husband,

“I can remember a dish of ice cream.”

“Well,” says the wife, “I’d also like some

strawberries and whipped cream on it.”

“My memory’s not all that bad,

” says the husband. “No problem — a dish of ice cream

with strawberries and whipped cream,

I don’t need to write it down.,

He goes into the kitchen;

his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen

and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs,

She looks at the plate and asks…

“Hey, where’s the toast I asked for?”


 


Comedy Urdu – Hindi SMS Messages


 

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”


 

Aladin Lamp Comedy English SMS

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero


 


Funny English SMS Messages


 

One minute without frnds is equal to
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime


 

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