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Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Pathan Funny SMS

 

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Pathan Funny SMS

 

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina ,
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai,
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai,

 

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Pathan Funny SMS

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho

jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay,
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo,
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi,

warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi,

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Pathan Funny SMS

 

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,

Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai,

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Pathan Funny SMS

 

3 Pathan film “Sholay” daikhny gaye
.
Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
.
Pathan khary hokar boly: “Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega,

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Pathan Funny SMS

 

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga,

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Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Latest funny sms in urdu Wallpapers

Pathan Funny SMS

 

1 Pathan PCO ke andar gia
Jaib se mobile nekala owr baat karky bahir agia
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Admi: Khan Sahb Mobile call karni thi tu PCO mai kion gaye,
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Pathan: Dost ne kaha PCO se call karna, paisy kam lagengy,

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Pathan Funny SMS

 

Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha
Magar kah raha tha “aalo le lo aalo”
.
1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
.
Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi,

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