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Latest Collection of Funny Comedy Jokes SMS

Latest Collection of Funny Comedy Jokes SMS

Latest Collection of Funny Comedy Jokes SMS

 

What a Difference

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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Three tickets of Movie
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For U and ur parents.

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Sardar and Son
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Son : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai.

Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.

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Bohat Zayada Khushi Bardasht nai Hoti
Wife- i will die
Husband- i will also die
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta,

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Jahan dard vahan
Jahan dosti vahan pyar
Jahan pyar vahan ishq
Jahan ishq vahan judai
Jahan judai vahan dard
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night

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