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Hard Truth:
A person who is doing more
messages to his/her friend .
is a person
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“ME”


f sms
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u,

nobody misses u

nobody wants to see u good,

nobody is ur best fr,

nobody is happy with u

…. dont cry…….

my name is nobody


boy told 2 girlĀ 
Boy :- tum meri dil me

, dharkan me , jaan me

dimag me ,

sapno me rahti ho
Girl :- oye hello
Main haryana me rahti hu


jokes
murga i love u meri jan.

mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta ho

murgi.aila sachi chal phir aj anda tu dede.
shiv prakash


 

MONEY
Money is the root of all evil

it turns a saint 2 devil
it hinders the way 2 heaven
So send me all ur money now
A word is enough for the wise


santa banta
santa to banta…-yar kutta puch kyo hilata hai

banta..kyoki puch m itani tagat hi nai ki kutte ko hila de

hahahahha

English teacher: “one cute young girl is walking on the road” change this into an exclamatory sentence

Student answered

“Ailaa Maa


APPLICATION OF NEWTON 3RD OF MOTION
One boy was crying because his girl friend left him,

Newton’s 3rd of motion came to him and asked him dont cry please,

just follow me i will be recollected it back to you. ,


Mahnet ka fal
Boss to employee: Tum ne iss saal bahot mahnet se kaam kiya hai. Ye lo 5000/- ka cheque. Agar issi tarah kaam karte rahoge to aagle saal sign v kar doonga. (Biswajit)


Punjabi aur pathan
Aik helicopter se 9 Pathan aur 1 punjabi latak rahe the
Piolot ne kaha ke helicopter ka load sahi karne k
liye aik shakhs ko chalang lagani pare gi

Punjabi bola:Me Kurbani donga Rassi chorne k liye Maroo Talli
Sare pathan taalian marne lage aur gir gaye
Wah re Punjabi teri Qurbanian


Girlfriend
BOY: JAAN! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe
G:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho? Agar sacha pyar krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho


sanju
Malkin:Tu Bina bataye 3 din Kam Pe Q Nahi Aai?
Kamwali:Mene FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha Ki me gao ja rahi hu,
Sahab Ne Comment Bhi Kiya tha ‘MissU’


Anda aur thatla
Anda cycle chala ra tha aur peeche thatla behta tha

ANDA:kuch raaste mein aye tho mujhe bata dena
THATLA:aaaa..ccc…hhh..aaa

aage toya tha aur thatla bola

THATLA:tttt…oooo…yyy…a

ande ko baat samje aane se pehle vo dono toye mein ghir gaye,


Punjabi
Sir: Samajh Tainu 10 Laddu dite
Boy: mainu??!!!
Sir: Samajh la,, Tere ke jandha aa
Uscho 5 mainu dite tan Tere kol kine Bache???

Boy: 20
Sir: oh kive
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Boy: samajh la,Tere v ke janda va

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A baby was born holding sumtin in his palm

It was abortion pills.he laugh no weapon

function againt me shall prosper.


A Boy
A boy going with her girlfriend
Raste me use apana frd mil gaya
Frd:who is she?
Boy:she is my quasin
Frd:Last week she is my quasin


shahrukh slap
After super flop Ra.One,

Shahrukh will be making Kha.

One with Shirish Kunder


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