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Husband Wife Kissing Joke

Husband Wife Kissing Joke

Husband Wife Kissing Joke

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Husband Wife Kissing Joke

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Husband: Can i kiss you

Wife: No,

Husband: i will buy you jewelry

Wife: No

Husband: i will buy you a car

Wife: Still NO

Husband: i will take you to world trip

Wife: Still NO,

After listening all this, their kid woke up and said,

“Daddy!u can kiss me,

but just buy me a bicycle pleaseee,


Husband Wife Kissing Joke


Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
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Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo
ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
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Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir
aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir
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1 negro(black person) aaya to
Santa ne chhod diya aur
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bola:
Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat
fenko


Husband Wife Kissing Joke


Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”
Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye


Husband Wife Kissing Joke


Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga…


Husband Wife Kissing Joke


Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne

mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na


Husband Wife Kissing Joke


Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse

Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche

Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above


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