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God made a daylight n is called Sun

 

God made a daylight n is called Sun

God made a daylight n is called Sun


April Fool SMS


A study has proved that

all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


This is MAGIC
Press down 6times
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year


A Day Will Come

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY

Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day


This is not SMS

it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool
I have pass.


 Fool is Fool dosnt matter
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools


 God made a daylight n is called Sun
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun
God made a nightlight n is called Moon
God made a U and is
called Cartoon


A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World

Wil Celebrte
Ur Name
Ur Fame
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1


Special people like you
will have special message like this,
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”


If u save this msg,

it means I’m cute. If u edit this,

I’m still cute. If u fwd this,

u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!


 Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
kick them
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.


 

 If you are in tension
If nothing seems right
If u find no way out
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.


 Close your eyes I have a gift for you
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Oh you didn’t close your eyes


 This is a New SMS

That is not available in Market yet.
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I told you not available in market.
then how it comes on mobile? lol.


When u feel sad

to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

“damn I am really so cute”

U will overcome your sadness

But don’t make this a habit
Coz liars go to hell.


 Someone Misses You
Needs You
Worries About You
Lonely Without You..
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN.
THE ZOO


Hey U Know Which is the best

day to propose a girl… April 1…
U Know Why
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll


 True love is like an pillow

u can hug when you are in trouble

you can cry when you are in pain

& u can embrace when you are happy

So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow


Today if anyone praises U 4 UR
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE…
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant

2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u

.Pay The Bill


 All ways keep your LOVER’S

photo in your purse.

when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.

.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this


When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL


 The time since I have met u

i have realized that a friend.

like you is worth million dollars
So,

if u dont mind

Can I sell you


 U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE.
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER.
for all CUTE GIRLS .


Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed

Its on 1st of April. Surprised

Stupid, 1st april is April fool,

and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.


Read each word reversely

A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT

YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP

EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS

NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.


This cat, is cat, a cat,

good cat, way cat,

to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,

busy cat, for cat,20 cat,

seconds cat

Now read it without the word cat.


Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You


Feeling bored
Wondering, what to do

Open the zip

Enter your hands in between your zip.

take out your

book from your bag and study


Your girlfriend is Smart
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented
Excllent
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R


If ever in your life u r very sad.

n feel that u have lost everything,

I’ll come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from


In your life

when you wake up & don’t see any one,

then come to me,

i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST


Last night I Got a severe Head pain.
I went to the Doctor
He said that It would be cured If I send a

SMS TO some lunatic person…
” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you


 Today, tommorow and forever.

there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid.


I want to suck you

. lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.


 U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT.
U R the one who is CUTE..
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.


 A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best.
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me.

E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny.
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe.
I – I’m
J – JOKING


So Sweet is ur SMILE
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???.
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.


I want U to know that U

are very important to me.

It’s impossible for me to live without U even

4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.

DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.


SomeOne
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO.


Fact1: You can not touch your

lower lip with your tounge
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..


When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart.

When tears flow in your eyes.


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.


You are one of the most CUTE

persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand..
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere


We’ve known each other for quite a while now,

do u think we can b more than friends?

cos i like u very much.

will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

You are equal to sixty james bond
How??
007 * 60 = 420.


WARNING This is a VIRUS 

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN


Hi Doing nothing

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”.


U are a

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny.

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

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