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Funny Urdu SMS

Funny Urdu SMS

 

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Urdu Funny SMS

 

Dada or dadi ne,.

apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha, .
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke,.

gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha,.

boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,.

wo ghusse me ghar aya,.

or phool phainkty howe bola,.

tum ayi kion nhi? .
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya.

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Urdu Funny SMS

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray?

Mairy kaano’n mai gunguna rahay hain.
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain,

yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

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Urdu Funny SMS

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa “Valentine Card”.

hai, jis par lekha hon “.

mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon” ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena.

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Urdu Funny SMS

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai..
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?.
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy

Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi.

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Urdu Funny SMS

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER

ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia.
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi.
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay.
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga.
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath.
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai.
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain.

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Urdu Funny SMS

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,..
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??..

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Urdu Funny SMS

A man knew about the affair of her wife with a boy
He decided to kill himself and his wife…
Apny kaan par pistol lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola
“Tu khush mat ho,

agla number taira hai”…

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Urdu Funny SMS

1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha ..
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boht thak gia tu bola: ..
“aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?”

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Urdu Funny SMS

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa..
Wife: Khush ho kar boli,

Konsa fayeda?..
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho’n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi..

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Urdu Funny SMS

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye,

zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai..
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna,..

kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

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