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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

Funny Urdu SMS Collection

 

Funny Urdu SMS Collection

Funny Urdu SMS Collection

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha, 
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay, 
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke,

gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha,

boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,

wo ghusse me ghar aya,

or phool phainkty howe bola,

tum ayi kion nhi? 
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli: 
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano’n mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa “Valentine Card” hai, jis par lekha hon “mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon” ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

 

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

 

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain,,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

 

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho,,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

A man knew about the affair of her wife with a boy
He decided to kill himself and his wife
Apny kaan par pistol lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola
“Tu khush mat ho, agla number taira hai,,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

 

1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha 

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boht thak gia tu bola: 
“aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay,,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

 

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli,

Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho’n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi,,

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Funny Urdu SMS Collection

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye,

zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna,

kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho,,,

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