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Funny SMS

Funny  SMS

Funny SMS


Funny  SMS



Lovely sms


SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka


Sardar


 
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya
Friend: Phir tum na kya kiya?
Sardar: maine un se kaha ‘Google’ pr search kar lo

U.P. BACHO KE SIRNAME
Bacha agar Ek baap ka ho to- SINGHAL
2KA – DUBE
3KA- TIWARI
4KA- CHATURVEDI
5KA- PANDEY
Sab ka ho to – Mishra ji
or Baap ka pata na ho to- Gupta ji


Asli Rawan Kaun


 
Rawan k sar-10
Aankhe-20
Nazar-sirf 1 lady Sita par
Aaj kal k ladko k sar
Aankhe-2
Nazar-har ladki par
Ab batao asli Rawan kaun hai


bottle main Pepsi say zyaada


 
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada
Mithai main sweet say zyaada
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada…

I LOVE UÂ


Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai


 
DEAR CUSTOMER

Assalam-o-Aliakum

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen
FROM
LOVE CARE CENTER


A line on a Husband’s T shirt


 
A line written on a Husband’s T shirt
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
OF THEM.


The Older One Should Sit Here


 
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty


Secret of successful marriage


 
A successful marriage is based
On give & take

Where husband gives money
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures
Tensions & husband takes it


I will not overspeed


 
Ma’am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher

A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long

Now write,”I will not overspeed” 1000 times


Unit to measure love friendship & trust


 
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust
.
Boy Thought For A While
.
.
.
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics


Reason for girls to live longer


 
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys
.
.
.
.
Scientific Studies Have Proved That
.
.
.
“SHOPPING”
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But
.
“PAYING The “BILLS” Does


Beware of unknown number


 
Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend
Girl:Yes.Who are you

It’s your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway

It’s your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it’s me, your dad.We’ll have a long talk this weekend


The most cruel & wicked guy on earth


 
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai


Tied rakhi to the following boys


 
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis
I Will Marry Ur Sis


Wife said I’m dying


 

 

Husband texts to wife on cell

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?

Wife: I’m dying.
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair

Husband: “Bloody English Language


Independance day date


 
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day
so let me do what I want


I Salute Ur Father


 
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child
What A Stamina He Has Got
I Salute Ur Father

Happy Father’s day


Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS


 
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet


Headlights and wipers


 
After an accident

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no

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