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Teacher pathan se zindgi maien khoi acha kam khia ha

Pathan bola g khia ha

Teacher khusi se  bolo beta khia kam ha ap ne ?

pathan bola aik baba g aram se gar ja rhe thy maien ne pechy kutta laga dya jldi pouch gay  😛

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pathan aor sardar

sardar pathan se aap khali pait kitne apple kha sakte ho
pathan 4
sardar bola nhi 1 khane k bad pait khali nhi rhta
pathan khusi khushi apne dost k pass gya aor bola
khucha tum khaili pait kitna aple kha skte ha
us ka dost bola 6
pathan bola iger tum 4 bolte to hum bohat shugal lagthi..

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PATHAN AOR BUS

aik pathan apne dost se mire uper se bus guzara

dost herain ho kar khan shab pher khia howa  ?

pathan wo to Allah ka shukar ha uper  pull tha warna to hum marr jata

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aik pathan motor way pher daweooo waly ke buss rook kar khne lga
bhi thory dair horon baja do ye bacha ro rha ha chup ho jaye ga

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pyar aor dard
aik din pyar dard ishq jaloous sab hide and seek khail rhe thy
pyar flowe mien chup gya dard ke bari thy
dard ne sab ko dond laya pher pyar ko na dond pya
jalious ko pata chal gya k pyar flower amein ha us ne dard ko bata dya k pyar flowe ha dard jldi se gya aor use khuch kar baher nikla
dard k khanhne se pyar andhha ho gya aor us se ankhien chle gay
tab se dard ko punishmnt de gay k jaha jaha pyar ho gya waha dard b ho ga aor jelious b pass rhe gay un …

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dard e dil k wasty banya insan ko
warna abadit k laye kam na thy qurabien ( frasthy )

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pyar aor dard
aik din pyar dard ishq jaloous sab hide and seek khail rhe thy
pyar flowe mien chup gya dard ke bari thy
dard ne sab ko dond laya pher pyar ko na dond pya
jalious ko pata chal gya k pyar flower amein ha us ne dard ko bata dya k pyar flowe ha dard jldi se gya aor use khuch kar baher nikla
dard k khanhne se pyar andhha ho gya aor us se ankhien chle gay
tab se dard ko punishmnt de gay k jaha jaha pyar ho gya waha dard b ho ga aor jelious b pass rhe gay un

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pher us ke gali amein jao ga
pher shawa ka sajda karo ga
is dil per barosa kon kre
her roz muslma hota ha

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dard e dil k wasty banya insan ko
warna abadit k laye kam na thy qurabien ( frasthy )

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PATHAN BACHA OR BABA G

aik pathan chota sa bacha aik bell bajne  ke khoshish kar rha tha

mager wo bell tak pouch nhi skta tha aik baba g aye to baba g ne bell baja kar  poucha beta aor khuch

bacha bola baba g

ab bhagien  pathan pathan hota ha  😛

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Altaf hussain OR Zardari

Altaf hussain zardri se poucha  hath ke safai dakho gay

zardari bola g dakho ga

Altaf hussain use aik shop maien la gaya aor pocket maien 5 choclate dal kar baher aya aor bola k ise bolte haien hath ke safai

zaradari bola ab maien magic dakho

zaradari dobara use  shop miaen la gya aor shop waly ko bola ao maien tum  ko magic dakhta ho

zaradi ne 1 chocalte khaye pher dosre aor 5 kha gya

shop wala bola ab magic b dakhao

zardari bola ab  Altaf hussain ke  jaib check karo

zardari baher aakar bola ise bolte  hine hath ke safaiii  😛

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Aik molvi shab aik girl se takra gay

girl guse se bole molvi shab apne darhi to  ka khayal karein

molvi shab bole

ye darhi ha khoi break nhi  :P,,

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SHORT LOVE SORY

Boy girls se

i love u my dear

girl khia bola paaa g maien  engrzi nhi andi

boy khuch nhi bhen g bus dua khia karo  :P,,

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aik pathan bola is phanky k nechy batho swab mile ga

saradar wo q ?

pathan ye masjid se utar kar lya ha

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aik pathan moter chala rha tha aor

parado waly   k pass ja kar bola

bike chalye ha khia  ?

paado wala ja ja apna kam kar

pathan pher se kabi bike chalye ha ?

parado wala tumra dimagh kharab ha mire pass 40 lakh ke gari ha aor bike se jaleaou hoga tumre

parado wala agay gya to pathan ka acceindent howa tha

parada wala ye khia howa

pathan kabi bike chlye  ha  ?

paradao wala guse se ha chalye ha ab bolo

pathan is ka break kider hota ha

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muje tery yad ase ati ha dost

jase tum ne mire pay dane ho

sach bata apna hasab clear ha na,,,

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wo log kabi toot kar bakhra nhi karty faraz

jo log rozana garm pani maien elfi dal kar nahaty hjiane

aajjj se elfi dalo aor  khush rhao

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Aik pathan road side per  dance kar rha tha

aik bache ne poucha  sharbat khan khia howa

pathan bola ajj hum ne easy load waly ko bewakoof bana dya

bacha bola khan shab kse  ?

pathan 100 ka note da kar number ghalat likhwa daya,…

haaaaaaaaaaa

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