Latest Collection of Sms,Shayari,Poetry,Ghazal,Poem,Quotes

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Funny Poetry and SMS Latest Collection for 2015

Funny Poetry and SMS Latest Collection for 2015

Funny Poetry and SMS Latest Collection for 2015

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found

 

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga

 

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye

 

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo


 

 

Son;- Mom Ap ne mujse Jhoot bola

 

Mom:- Kab beta?

 

Son:- Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti
behan Parri hai

 

Mom:- Han hai,

 

Son:- To jab usy Baalcony se phenka
to wo urri q nai?

 

Mom:- Tera bera ghark ho jae
kaminya >:@

 

kithy suteya e pehn no ???

 


 

 

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga

 


 

 

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi

 

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi
Ye chand kaise maamu hai
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

 

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

 

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

 

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

 


 

 

Pakistan ki Nojwaan Nasal K Bigarny ki Waja

 

Mobile??

 

Media??

 

Internet??

 

Nahi

 

10th,11th,12th class ki Urdu ki Ghazlain

 

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq Bna deti hain

 

EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab hy to Nazrain Jamaye Rakh Ghalib
Parda ho ya naqab
Sarakta Zaroor hy
(‘.’)
<))> Hun dass..
_//_ Ghalib vi apnay waqt da imran hashmi c

 


 

 

Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

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