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Beautiful Funny Comedy SMS Latest Collection

Beautiful Funny Comedy SMS Latest Collection

Beautiful Funny Comedy SMS Latest Collection

Twin bachoon key Name
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do

 


 

 Har Larrki ki Maa apni Saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
Unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,

Ki har larrki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

 


 

unke haath peele ho gay
jawani ke din chamkile ho gay

aur hussan ke tewar nokile ho gay
hum izhaar karne me thorre dheele ho gaye

aur unke haath peele ho gaye

 


 

white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka,

to mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai


 

 

 Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi

 


 

You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA,

I don’t want u KHONA,

I want a place in your heart’s KONA,

Otherwise i will start RONA

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

 


 

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Un ka birthday mnaon ga
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga

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