→ When geese fly in a “V”, why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side,
→ Why do cows wear bells,
Because their horns don’t work ,
→ What did the turkey say to the chicken?
→ Why do hens lay eggs,
If they dropped them, they’d break ,
→ Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
→ Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
→ Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
→ Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!
→ Q : What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A : French flies and a diet Croak,
→ Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy,,
→ Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg,
→ Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.,
→ What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work,
→ Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side ,
→ How do you circumcise a whale,
A : You need at least four skin divers,
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