Dad: koi girlfriend ha teri?
ME: nahi qn?
Dad: ya girlfriend bna ly ya bathroom saaf kia kr.
English phrase: are u feeling down?
Urdu translation: kya tum neechy mehsoos kr rhy ho?
He: everything is fair in war n love
She: pr janu tumhara to kala ha.
I am talking about ur face.
Cleavage is like sun
You can look, but u cant stare
Unless you are wearing sunglasses.
William: Why sperm donation
is more expansive than blood donation?
John: Hand made things are always costly.
A women has 5 rooms
Face is a showroom
Breast is play room
Stomach is store room
Vagina is guest room
Ass is emergency room.
Girl: hey Dad, whats better? pass or fail?
Dad: To pass.
Girl: OH okay,
Then BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED THE PREGNANCY TEST.
Molvi: Jo log ghalat kaam krty hn wo kahan jaty hn
Lrka: Shehr k log hotel, or Gaon k log Khayt me.
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