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Absurd SMS Messages

Absurd SMS Messages

Absurd SMS Messages

Boy: do you want to work after marriage?

Girl: Not. if u are ready to pday for my gucci and prados.


 

Lrrka lrrki sahil e smandar se wapis aa rhy thy

Lrrka: tum picnic ki sb baaten apni mummy ko to ni btao gi na

Lrrki: oh nhi tum fikr na kro. Mera shohar hi ha jisko sawalaat poochhny ki aadat ha

mummy to koi prwa ni krtin.


 

Only those who attempt the absurd

Will achieve the impossible.


R U Feeling stoned
R U feeling high

Get a duck and try to fly.


Plz Dont drink water
Cuz Fish pee in it.


Your mom is so fat

.

.

when she sat on

.

a rainbow it.

.

started raining Skittles.


This message was sent
.
exclusively for the handsome
.
and the beautiful
.

We have obviously sent
.
it 2 the wrong number
.

We are truly sorry
.
for the inconvenience.

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